Pimp My Ride

I'm used to Lord WTF using biological weaponry in this war of ours, but seriously, my toothbrush?

So, the oldest boy asks me if he can wash his toy truck in my bathroom sink. I say sure, needed him distracted for a few while I handle the baby. I come back upstairs after a "capture the baby and wrangle a new diaper on him" battle. Faintly, I hear a slight vibrating noise. It's subtle and I, for the life of me, can't make out what it is.

As I walk into the bathroom, I see the boy using my electric toothbrush to detail his truck. He's got that sucker on high and is doing the rims, the grill, even the interior as if I don't have to put that thing in my mouth later.

I just didn't even know how to scold him and sent him downstairs to play. I'm getting a new toothbrush head tonight. Case closed.