I sensed a small disturbance in the Force only to find said sibling disturbances engaged in a rousing game of "trash the bathroom". My Spidey skills did me right for once and I stopped the onslaught of baby lotion from leaving my daughter's hands. Me-1, them-0. I stopped rampaging marbles from laying in wait for a tender foot to step on them in the middle of the night on said bathroom floor. This would have certainly unleashed a litany of curses which would have awoken the baby at 2am. Lastly, the closet dowel rod that my two disturbances had decided to try and use as a jousting stick or God knows what was safely removed from their creative hands. That makes it Me-3, them-0.
Lord WTF has no idea I've morphed into Patton.
"Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory." -George S. Patton
Mwahahahahaha! Victory, she dances with me tonight!
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we here in CAlifornia are glad that you have the upper hand today...almost makes it worth doing battle tomorrow...so much stronger for the next day when you have a win under your belt...we'll pray that there are no more disturbances in the force...at least for a day...miss you all...nancy
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