So, here are the names of the planets, according to Rachel, that grace our solar system. And for those of you that don't count Pluto, PFFFFFFFFFFFFT, I don't count you.
"Okay, Rachel. Hit it."
"Mercury, Penis, Earffff, Mars, Juumpiter, Saturn, Uranus (funny just all by itself even when pronounced correctly), Neptune and Puto."
"Good, sweetie, good. Um, Venus. Veeeeenus. Not penis. Don't need the state coming in here or anything."
Even the quiet days are good for a laugh.
2 comments:
I thought that men were from Mars...clearly they are from planet Penis...this just made me smile... planet Penis...is that the one that revolves around them??? This planet could be a girl's dream....or it could be a girl's nightmare...because it is the penis that makes us stupid...not them...us... stupid for them...Nancy
Yeah, the ladies tend to go "a-buh" the planet penis patrol arrive on the scene.
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